I Must Say, This Was A KER-AZZY Weekend

Well, basically everything I do could be considered 'unusual' , but if I just had to pick one thing, I would say it was when I went shopping ONLINE. ( dun dun dun ) It all started last week as just another ordinary day. I was at swim practice, practicing in a very old suit, when I got out of the pool and realized my suit was deteriorating right before my eyes ! I needed a new suit, and quick !  (Okay , it may not have been as drastic as I make it out to be , but I did, indeed, need to buy a new suit. ) So when I went home that night, I went up to my mom and said, "Mom, I need a new suit." Believe it or not, she replied with "Okay." Although, I did not have time right then to go shopping , so I had to play the waiting game. When Saturday rolled around , I honestly did not want to go out anywhere or do anything, but I was still new-suit-less. I  did remember hearing about some magically amazing site located on the internet called 'swimoutlet.com' , so I hopped on my computer to look it up. Well I found it right away, turns out it is very popular in the swim world, so I was very excited ! This was my first online shopping adventure. ( I almost always just go to Crocker Park or some mall when I go shopping, even though I surf other online shopping sites, I have never bought anything. ) All I did was find the suit I wanted, then I hit the 'add to cart' button (my mom filled out all of the shipping and billing details) , and wah-la! I had ordered a new suit. It should be here by Thursday, so the excitement has not yet diminished. 

That , dear friends and followers, was my unusual weekend tale. 


PS I am happy I used the word diminished. 

This is the suit I bought ^

Crocs ? More Like 'Can You Nots'.

( Before I start I would just like to point out how clever the title for this is... Do not judge me. )


One thing in this world I would change would be that I would have to make crocs illegal. Every time I see someone wearing crocs I honestly want a tree to fall on them. If someone would happen to be caught wearing crocs, I say we have a town meeting, and everyone in the town should push a tree over on the person wearing the awful foot attire. Now some people try the excuse that they are 'homeless' and crocs are 'cheap', but I say nay ! I will also start a nationwide organization to raise money to buy croc wearers (hobos) real shoes . It would be called 'Crocs are not tasty' or CANT for short, and then no one will ever wear crocs again and we can burn all of them.


*CROCS ARE NOT CUTE. SPREAD THE WORD AND STOP THE MADNESS 

 a note from Ivy , to you. 

Scuba Diving, Anyone ?

If I could choose one thing I have never done before, then I would go scuba diving. I want to swim with the dolphins and see real-live sharks. I love fish and if I had the chance to swim with one, my life would basically be complete. I would also love to see all the different parts of the undersea world ! I would want to go to Hawaii, The Great Barrier Reef, The Bahamas, and just about anywhere there is water. Just imagine me, swimming around like a mermaid. <3

Everyone Needs Glitter

To enrich the world, I would design a glitter machine - or a 'glitter gun' if you will. This particular machine will allow the person who controls it, the ability to have glitter wherever or whenever their heart may desire. It functions by the use of magic, so no mortal knows how it works (Only the sparkle fairies know, but that is a story for another time). How does it benefit society ? Well, that is just a ridiculous question, everyone needs glitter. Imagine a world with no more boring shoes, ugly hair, or bland people. The glitter gun will fix all of the days ugly problems.Shimmer up the car, spice up that latte, or bedazzle a baby, just have fun with it !   So whoo hoo.

(Property idea by Ivanna Lynette Esser-Whidden ; if anyone steals this idea they will be prosecuted. No Mercy.)







VOTE FOR PEDRO AND IVY , YO.