( Before I start I would just like to point out how clever the title for this is... Do not judge me. )
One thing in this world I would change would be that I would have to make crocs illegal. Every time I see someone wearing crocs I honestly want a tree to fall on them. If someone would happen to be caught wearing crocs, I say we have a town meeting, and everyone in the town should push a tree over on the person wearing the awful foot attire. Now some people try the excuse that they are 'homeless' and crocs are 'cheap', but I say nay ! I will also start a nationwide organization to raise money to buy croc wearers (hobos) real shoes . It would be called 'Crocs are not tasty' or CANT for short, and then no one will ever wear crocs again and we can burn all of them.
*CROCS ARE NOT CUTE. SPREAD THE WORD AND STOP THE MADNESS
a note from Ivy , to you.
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